April 2013
4 posts
March 2013
5 posts
February 2013
82 posts
basically me at school all day
me: i hate all of you
me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
me: holy fuck walk faster
me: get smarter idiot
me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times ill die
me: im so hungry
a pregnant woman goes into a coma...... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
jethrocane:
a pregnant woman goes into a coma
months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant
“you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them”
“what did he name the girl?” the woman asks
“denise”
“that’s alright, I like denise. and the boy?”
“denephew”
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